Helmet log

39 Steam Achievements

Steam community stats list 39 achievements for app 2412960. Several Early Access entries have no public flavor line — Steam lists those without a description. Unlock rates at capture run from Safe content at 39.2% down to Oxyworm Collector and Happy whatever! at 0.1%. Filter the log by flavor text or rarity; sort by percent or name. The flavor filter keeps rows that have their own Steam sentence rather than the empty-description stand-in. This is a helmet log, not a trophy billboard. Thirty-nine is the complete community-stats count for app 2412960 at capture. Five rows use the stand-in line “Steam lists this Early Access achievement without a public flavor description.” Rare means global unlock under 5%, which is 17 rows at this snapshot. Sort and filter never invent a hidden flag Steam did not print.

Name	Flavor	Unlock
Safe content	What you don't see can't hurt you.	39.2%
Attendant	Every station needs an attendant.	33%
Gotta do it	Come on, you have to.	26.6%
Emergency brake	The perfect tool for expanding your vocabulary with colorful expressions from the driver and passengers.	26.2%
Consistency	The hallmark of bullshit. Or how did that saying go?	18.6%
Shipbuilder	The important thing here is letting your imagination take flight, not your ship.	18.5%
Traditional Values	Statistically, over 80% of couples who hang love locks eventually break up. Knock the locks off, keep families together!	17.3%
Curious	If a real man wants to smell space, he does it—regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible.	16.1%
Public enemy no. 1	There is no crime more heinous than depriving law enforcement of its primary nutrient.	15.7%
What Did You Expect?	Steam lists this Early Access achievement without a public flavor description.	13.7%
Hoodlum	I don't know how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one man to unscrew it.	13.5%
Hacker	Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper.	12.9%
Gladiator	Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy.	12.7%
Conehead	Sometimes covering your face can be useful, and it might even give you strength.	12.6%
System Administrator	Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it.	11.9%
Déjà vu	Steam lists this Early Access achievement without a public flavor description.	11.4%
Biometrics	Steam lists this Early Access achievement without a public flavor description.	10.8%
Go down in history	You can live forever through art! Unless they put it back in the sewer, of course.	10.1%
Fighter	Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus.	9.4%
Slave to the Stomach	Who even keeps count of this crap?	6.1%
Leader	The Leader can do no wrong; it's the underlings who are the problem.	5.5%
People person	Making friends in space is easy. Look how many are lying around!	5.2%
Click-click	You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later.	4.4%
Now That's a Snowman!	Building one snowman is basically a full gym workout.	4.2%
Medalist	Steam lists this Early Access achievement without a public flavor description.	3.9%
Prankster	Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear.	3.8%
Weird toilet	Just another toilet.	3.8%
Bum rival	Early bird gets the trash!	3%
Ladies' man	Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in.	2.7%
Jacked	The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality.	2.6%
Alphabet	Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy.	1.5%
Honorary vandal	A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar.	1.1%
Visitor	A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city.	0.5%
Patient	Steam lists this Early Access achievement without a public flavor description.	0.4%
Hehehehehe	Hehehehe, h-hic	0.3%
Gangsta	I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?	0.3%
Hunting Instinct	To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.	0.3%
Happy whatever!	No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.	0.1%
Oxyworm Collector	Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful!	0.1%

How to read the log

Each row is a Steam community record: official icon, display name, flavor or the empty-description stand-in, and global unlock percent captured 1 September 2026. Percents move. The snapshot is dated, not live. Hidden unlock conditions are not published as a first-party checklist, so this page will not invent them.

Rare (<5%) hides everything at 5% or above. Name A–Z reorders the full 39; Alphabet is first in that sort. Has flavor text drops the five Steam-lists-this rows. The filter and sort operate on the full set in the browser. Icons are official Steam hashes rehosted on this site’s media receipt.

Icons are official Steam hashes rehosted as ach-* media ids, one per row, bound only to this route. Safe content at 39. 2% is the common ceiling. Oxyworm Collector and Happy whatever! share 0. 1% at the floor. Percents will move; the capture timestamp is 2026-09-01T02:14:18. 000Z. Alphabet is the A–Z proof row. A flavor row is any description that does not begin with the empty-description stand-in. Empty-description rows still have a name, icon and percent.

Names that leak systems

Oxyworm Collector is the collectable name used on the blueprints and oxygen pages. Jacked is a display name, not a confirmation of a body-stat menu. Shipbuilder jokes that imagination matters more than the ship. Those lines are flavor, not patch notes.

Public enemy no. 1 rhymes with the Coffinbot target line without quoting it. Do not treat achievement flavor as a quest walkthrough. Use the table as a hunt list. Use The Outskirts and oxygen pages for how you actually survive the first chapter.

Gotta do it, Emergency brake, Traditional Values and Honorary vandal are flavor, not quest titles. Public enemy no. 1 is a joke that sits next to the Coffinbot target line without quoting it. Jacked is a display name. Shipbuilder is a joke about imagination. None of those rows replace the Outskirts briefing.

Section named on /achievements/ stays bound to that first-party record and the media id listed for this route, with no invented extra stats.